How do I clean up a cooking oill spill? And get it out of the couch?

try a product called Goof Off, or Goo Gone...that typically works on all sorts of stains...but be sure to try it on the underside of your furniture to check for staining, but it shouldn't..

soap & water for tyhe laminate floor & for ur couch u can spend the money to buy anew one or go & spend ur money buying an hand held little green machine as sold in canadian tire instead they r a bout a hundred bucks & since it is very likely to happen again i would go for the wet vac. also the number one spot remover of all time which ihave found is sold in some health food stores called SOAP FACTORY it really does get everything out! lipstick crayon blood paint grease adn yess cooking oil. but it is hard to find.

there are a great range of stain removers on the market try shopping around diy stores , try tylers homecare notting hill gate next to macdonald good advice and customer care